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[No.60] 対サザエさん症候群デバイス:Anti-Sunday Scaries System [Ver.4] - Olfactory

 日曜全体がサザエさん症候群の人向け

・嗅覚と味覚ハックによる金曜夜への強制退行


 華金効果によるサザエさん症候群対策

Neuro-chemical apparatus for temporal retrogression to Friday night euphoria. Patent Art.
Equipped with multi-aerosol injectors, vagus nerve stimulation pads, and olfactory bulb interfaces, this NC-FRU-01 apparatus uses chemical component cartridges and neural algorithms to recreate Friday night sensations and mentally regress Sunday evenings.
Fig:Anti-Sunday Scaries System [Ver.4]

[No.59] 対サザエさん症候群デバイス:Anti-Sunday Scaries System [Ver.3] - Circadian

日曜夕方の不安を日曜朝にリセット

・理想的な午前10時の太陽光パルスで脳内のセロトニン合成を強制維持


セロトニン増幅でサザエさん症候群対策

Serotonin-retention optical visor for circadian rhythm manipulation. Patent Art.
Equipped with rigid exoskeleton frames, high-definition retinal projection arrays, EEG/bio-feedback sensors, and subcutaneous chrono-feedback units, this Ver.3 optical visor projects morning sunlight wavelengths to artificially sustain serotonin synthesis on Sunday evenings.
Fig:Anti-Sunday Scaries System [Ver.3]

[No.58] 対サザエさん症候群デバイス:Anti-Sunday Scaries System [Ver.2] - Hormonal

日曜夕方に前向きな気持ちを高めたい人向け

・大腿四頭筋などの大きな筋肉群に電気信号

・体内のテストステロン濃度を爆上げ


テストステロン上昇でサザエさん症候群対策

Testosterone optimization system using deep-tissue muscle load emulation. Patent Art.
Equipped with a neural interface headset, external exoskeleton frames, and integumentary high-density EMS arrays, this Rev.2 hormonal system emulates deep-tissue intense muscle loads to suppress cortisol and elevate testosterone levels on Sunday evenings.
Fig:Anti-Sunday Scaries System [Ver.2]

[No.57] 対サザエさん症候群デバイス:Anti-Sunday Scaries System

日曜夕方が憂鬱な人向け

・日曜夕方がなかなか来ないように感じる装置


対サザエさん症候群デバイス

Subjective time dilation system for weekend maximization. Patent Art.
Equipped with directive low-frequency speakers, synchronized visual deceleration clocks, chromatic drift filters, and modulated light systems, this SEMCU-01 rig subjects users to temporal deceleration environments between 12:00 and 18:00 to subjectively extend Sunday afternoons.
Fig:Anti-Sunday Scaries System

[No.56] 本人の代わりに声を出すデバイス:Proxy Voice System [Ver.4] - Coercive

自分の力で挨拶できる人になりたい人向け

・機械の力に頼らない人になるため機械の力を使う


強制的に本人に声を出させるデバイス

EMS-based forced vocalization system with high-voltage pulsing circuit. Patent Art.
Equipped with multi-point EMS electrode arrays and high-voltage pulsing circuits targeting laryngeal muscle trigger zones, this Rev.4 coercive system forces physical vocalization when users fail to speak voluntarily.
Fig:Proxy Voice System [Ver.4]

[No.55] 本人の代わりに声を出すデバイス:Proxy Voice System [Ver.3] - Predictive

AIに全てを委ねたい人向け

・AIがユーザーの状況、心理を先読みし、代わりに発言


言うべきことをAIが言ってくれるデバイス

Neural-link proxy voice system using bio-signal integration. Patent Art.
Equipped with bio-electrode clusters, sub-threshold laryngeal monitors, and galvanic skin current sensors, this Rev.3 predictive system processes internal biological signals to autonomously anticipate and generate appropriate verbal responses.
Fig:Proxy Voice System [Ver.3]

[No.54] 本人の代わりに声を出すデバイス:Proxy Voice System [Ver.2] - Directional

人前で声出すのがより恥ずかしい人向け

・関係のない人には聞こえない声


周りに聞こえないよう声を出すデバイス

Acoustic beamforming system for private voice delivery. Patent Art.
Equipped with phase-controlled ultrasonic transducer arrays, this Rev.2 directional system forms focused acoustic beams and zero-sound zones to transmit private voice signals directly to a target ear while keeping surroundings completely silent.
Fig:Proxy Voice System [Ver.2]

[No.53] 本人の代わりに声を出すデバイス:Proxy Voice System

シャイな人向け

・ご近所さんとの遭遇時、出社時、あいさつ出来てますか?


本人の代わりに声を出すデバイス

Neck-worn proxy voice device with cameras and micro-speaker array. Patent Art.
Equipped with high-resolution wide-angle cameras, bone conduction microphones for voice profiling, a neural processing unit (NPU), and directional micro-speaker arrays, this wearable proxy voice system automatically generates and projects greetings.
Fig:Proxy Voice

[No.52] 歯磨きデバイス:Dental Cleaning Device [Rev.2] - Autonomous

寝ている間に歯が磨かれる究極方式

・朝起きたら歯がピカピカ


歯磨きデバイス

Autonomous dental scrubber unit with molar-mounted docking station. Patent Art.
Equipped with a molar-mounted docking station, autonomous scrubber units, and micro-caterpillar drives with biofilm sensors, this Rev.2 system autonomously navigates dental arches during sleep to detect and remove plaque.
Fig:Dental Cleaning Device [Rev.2]

[No.51] 歯磨きデバイス:Dental Cleaning Device [Rev.1] - Cavitation

数秒で磨け、磨き残しなしを夢見る人向け

・ブラシタイプだとどうしても磨き残しがでてしまう


液体超音波式の歯磨きデバイス

Ultrasonic micro-bubble cavitation dental cleaning system. Patent Art.
Equipped with a fluid reservoir, micro-fluidic pump, ultrasonic generator, and piezoelectric transducers, this Rev.1 cavitation system generates imploding micro-bubbles and shock waves to thoroughly clean gingival margins and interdental plaque without brushes.
Fig:Dental Cleaning Device [Rev.1]

[No.50] 歯磨きデバイス:Dental Cleaning Device

数秒で歯磨きを終わらせたい人向け

・特に朝、時間がない人


全ての歯を一気に洗浄する歯磨きデバイス

Automatic full-arch dental cleaning device with vibrating mouthpiece. Patent Art.
Equipped with a handpiece, power switch, battery, transmission shaft, and a flexible silicone tray structure featuring lingual, buccal, and occlusal brushes, this automatic full-arch device cleans all teeth simultaneously through high-speed micro-vibrations.
Fig:Dental Cleaning Device

[No.49] 投球トレーニングデバイス:Autonomous Pitching Rig [Ver.4] - Autonomous

一人で投球練習したい人向け

・投球スペースさえあればOKなデバイス


返球する投球トレーニングデバイス

Ball-returning drone system with LiDAR and high-speed vision sensors. Patent Art.
Equipped with symmetrical dual-rotor lift systems, active steering actuator coils, and ball tracking sensor arrays, this Rev.4 rig accurately tracks pitch trajectories and routes returned balls back to the solo pitcher via streamlined U-conduits.
Fig:Autonomous Pitching Rig [Rev.3]